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KIDS THESE DAYS -


TAGS: pzy lessons generation kids book
Rating: 4.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 3, 2013, 12:15 am
....and words are printed on what us called paper. Paper comes from those tall extinct things called trees.
DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:58 pm
Unfortunate, yet SO true!!
mariand - September 7, 2012, 1:19 am
lol


TEAM AMERICA - Gives you a complete lesson in arabic




LESSON #31 - Just because trouble comes to visit doesn’t mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.




HUG ME, AND THEN JUST TOUCH ME, SO I CAN GET MY... -


TAGS: life hug simple lesson love
Rating: 4.25/5

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Valymar - March 6, 2012, 7:05 am
Love this :)


MANAGEMENT LESSON -




WHEN LIFE CLOSES THE WINDOW - Kick the f***ing door in




SOME THINGS -




GRAMMAR -


TAGS: lesson wun oh wun
Rating: 4.33/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 30, 2012, 3:54 pm
I see everything dear Gary... just not always payin attention to what I'm seein'... Pleasure
GaryO - August 25, 2012, 12:57 pm
Of course you’re right, Cy. Take the word, there….oopsy, ‘there’ just became a pronoun, because it’s a direct object….flashback, 4th grade, Mrs Wadsworth…’Uh, teacher, if you took the word ambiguous and placed it up your….’….got in trouble with that one….
Cyberhagen - August 25, 2012, 11:34 am
Thanks for this; however, "effect" can be a verb too, just not very often. Example, " ..to effect a change.." meaning, to create an effect. (but not the same as "affect", so yeah, most people who get it wrong really get it wrong.
GaryO - August 23, 2012, 3:47 pm
Thank you, air…and a crotchety ‘woof’ back atcha….’old dog’……man I wish I was that young
Airman - August 23, 2012, 12:55 pm
nicely done you old dog you
GaryO - August 23, 2012, 10:09 am
Yes, dy, I think we can all relate. cheers
GaryO - August 23, 2012, 10:08 am
Wondered if you’d seen this…..thanks, monkeyboy.
dy2012 - August 23, 2012, 8:44 am
lol nice.. I can relate now...#158114
M0rd3kaI - August 23, 2012, 8:11 am
LOL! I love it! and is it REALLY so difficult to distinguish between the SIMPLEST of terms?? And that, people, is how to contradict yourself in a poster! 5L
GaryO - August 22, 2012, 4:30 pm
ug, you dawg, you! thnx pard
ughomer - August 22, 2012, 3:52 pm
5 SNIFFS ON THIS ONE!!
GaryO - August 22, 2012, 6:56 am
‘IF’? ‘IF?’ ‘IF?!!’, CRAP! If I could’ve only had that in my cites….Thanks TG
TrueGrave - August 22, 2012, 4:26 am
Faculty "of" seeing? :P Good Poster =)
Greeny - August 22, 2012, 4:24 am
ha ha ha your to funny Gary!


PUPPY LEARNING PROCESS - I guess he won't be peeing against hydrants from now on!




Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: life lessons choice sayings mom
Rating: 4.54/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:50 pm
Yet another upside to raising the kids in the country...did it to the little buggers about a mile out from home on the gravel road. Only had to do it ONCE...teehee!
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:25 pm
I'm not sure this threat means anything anymore, since your kids know if you pull over drag them out of the car and beat them, every single passing motorist will gleefully call the police and send you to jail, hoping they can get on TV.


Things Mom Taught Me -




LIFE LESSONS - If self-praise is the only praise you get Then it’s likely that it’s coming from a poor judge of character




LIFE LESSONS - If you are Too Fast The other may be Too Furious!




life lessons -




EVEN SUPER HEROES - Start young and learn from their mistakes.




DEAR SON, - Son, one day you'll find yourself And when you do, promise me this: Promise me you'll grow.




CHURCH OF THE ETERNAL RERUN -


TAGS: sunday lesson rerun pew
Rating: 4.07/5

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Budog - April 10, 2012, 4:17 pm
LOL love the humor. 5L
GaryO - April 10, 2012, 8:14 am
Heh heh, nice work up, Greeny. RR looks pretty good there.


DEVELOPMENT -




AIDS -




IT TURNED INTO A REAL -


TAGS: teaching life lessons
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - November 10, 2012, 9:43 pm
Awesome....5 tears and 5L's


The Ugly Truth -




TODAY'S PHOTOGRAPHY LESSON - Always have your subjects face the same direction...


TAGS: flamingo lesson
Rating: 4.83/5

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Silverheart - March 4, 2013, 4:12 pm

"Ok, Fred, in the back was making a face that time. Let's try again" 5Ls, keep 'em coming!


NEW FRIENDS - "There was never a good war, or a bad peace." Benjamin Franklin




MISS BATTLEAXE THE PIANO TEACHER - STERN AND NO NONSENSE




Child's Logic -


TAGS: father son talk life lessons
Rating: 3.1/5

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MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:57 pm
Personally, I always wanted to be a set of traffic lights when I grew up. Too much fun screwing with the traffic!


THE TALK - Why fathers rarely have it with their daughters.


TAGS: life lesson dads daughters advice
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2012, 2:20 pm
Thank you screamin and welcome to the site.
screamin361 - November 20, 2012, 12:03 pm
Outstanding...
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 6:36 pm
thank you dawg
spacedog - November 19, 2012, 6:03 pm
Good movie, great poster Miss P.


2 RULES FOR ULTIMATE SUCCESS IN LIFE -


TAGS: success christopher walken lessons from the master
Rating: 3.72/5

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Zed - January 2, 2010, 4:04 am
Eh, needs more cowbell.
Derek - January 1, 2010, 4:49 pm
Heheh, nice one


Peace -


TAGS: life lessons calendar hiroshima peace park
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 20, 2014, 11:21 am

That goes without saying. 'Matrimonial Cochlear Atrophy' occurs instantaneously with, "I do."
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 10:11 pm
No, gone deaf
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:18 pm

Uhhhh...a slow learner?
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:15 pm

I was bruised from my left ear to a couple inches below my collarbone. I married him anyway. To this day, no one can walk up on him without getting a pretty violent reaction. Thankfully, I'm the only one he's ever grabbed.
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:13 pm

Moooo, I walked up behind my then boyfriend, who was standing on a moutain overlook, staring out at the trees, two-weeks after he got home. Startled him and he tried to kill me. He realized who I was just before he would have broken my neck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:43 pm
..throat and punching her in the face while asleep. His father in law didn't take it too well either. I'd doubt that story from some men, not this one. He's as gentle as they come.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:41 pm
One of my staff (also a good friend) was in the military for 20 years, before PTSD was understood many men dealt with it and suffered from it on their own. He suffered from terrible nightmares.....One of which led to him grabbing his wife by the ...
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 12:37 pm

My husbing broke my nose when we'd been married 2-weeks. Yes, purely accidental~~rolling around on our bed and he cracked me with his forearm. My size-20-shirt-wearin daddy was unamused at my 2 black eyes. Un-ameuuuuuuused.
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 11:57 am
I live in that little round thing up there. The Concertina wire helps.
GaryO - January 19, 2014, 11:57 am
Makes you a newlywed. The pugilism will abate some once you enhance yer vocabulary with words like ‘by golly, yer right’ and ‘whatever was I thinking’, but I’ve learned ‘………’ works best.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 11:30 am
I've been punched in the nose by my wife....what kind of man does that make me? 5L


JANE -


TAGS: grade school physics lesson
Rating: 4.94/5

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GaryO - March 17, 2015, 3:07 pm
Melody Lamb had collapsible bubes. Didn’t know that until I pulled her bra strap. Wore her face slap on my right cheek for two classes….after I got outta detention.
fan4camping - April 29, 2012, 11:14 am
Ouch! I can remember a time or two, being introduced to that paddle. 5 brisk swats for this one.


IF YOU CAN'T LEARN, FEEL -


TAGS: lesson learned the hard way
Rating: 4.65/5

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Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:34 pm
Yeah, but Toby Keith 'll just stare down the ER staff and offer to sign a few autographs with an inscription about "the American way."
boinger - May 2, 2011, 2:32 pm
Anyone else notice that there is still a foot in the shoe? Talk about an awkward ER visit!
pzykosiz - October 11, 2010, 6:14 pm
i was wondering where i left that shoe. 5L's
Reality Lord - October 11, 2010, 4:02 am

ouch....great 1 james...5L
agdaniele - October 11, 2010, 1:15 am
niiiiiice


Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: life lesson sayings mom
Rating: 4.53/5

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MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:18 pm
Like I said to Sho...almost done. But love that you enjoyed them too! Thanbks for the 5L!
MissPriss - April 29, 2013, 10:16 pm
Glad to hear it. But almost coming to an end. Thanks for the comments Sho and still honoured that one of the best likes my stuff!
spacedog - April 29, 2013, 9:19 pm
I agree with Sho. You have really nailed this 5eries Miss P.
Sho - April 29, 2013, 8:40 pm
I'm liking these. A lot.


History Lesson -


TAGS: history lesson americans columbus lost
Rating: 4.47/5

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Oldsod - March 28, 2014, 5:12 pm
As a certified (and certifiable) historian, I officially found 5 lost lions for this one!


DO UNTO OTHERS - Before They Do Unto You


TAGS: life lesson
Rating: 3.83/5

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maoworks2 - June 7, 2012, 11:13 am
Go Get-em.


LESSONS - t3 - 23y = x (71x -3y) x 1,022 = WHAT?!!


TAGS: math lessons what try what
Rating: 4.56/5

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spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:59 pm
Nice one! 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:40 pm
5sincewhenthef***didnumbersappearinmathproblems for you zack
rerun - August 11, 2010, 7:39 pm

love this one


Road Rage -


TAGS: mord3kai always have to learn lessons the hard way
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 18, 2015, 11:31 pm
C'mon mo***k ya remember...you were gonna impress me by popping your weenie..er..wheelie? I know I distinctively remember hearing SOMETHING pop...teehee.
M0rd3kaI - October 11, 2015, 4:21 pm
I don't think I have seen this one, which pic of me did you use? Can't remember where it is from?! But fekit that one is good! 5L


Etiquette Lesson #9 -




Life Lessons -


TAGS: children lessons teaching technique hands on
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 6:21 pm
Thanks Ug. But you are mistaken...it's a 3L less 30%. ;0
ughomer - February 21, 2014, 8:06 am
PRICELESS.


Things Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: life lessons religion sayings
Rating: 4.81/5

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MissPriss - April 26, 2013, 3:30 pm
My family was very religious and I did a lot of praying! You better pray your father doesn't find out. You better pray that your mother doesn't catch you. You better pray your little brother didn't just hear you. And a lot of "if God wanted you to....
Sho - April 26, 2013, 2:50 pm
LOL


FORESIGHT -




school days -


TAGS: lesson expelled school
Rating: 4.76/5

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MissPriss - April 28, 2013, 12:59 am
Ever have that 5L dream of being somewhere and realizing you forgot to put on pants? The saddest part being that you are the only one that realizes it :(


Things Mom Taught Me -




SOMETIMES -


TAGS: lessons are better learnt by doing
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - March 7, 2013, 8:03 pm
HA! Five second rule.
motifayk - February 1, 2013, 10:52 am
I often wonder after seeing a few things, how do people reach for the camera in situations like these?!
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:39 am
Sharing...with dig my dog as well.


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: lessons of life
Rating: 4.67/5

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CaptainBaked - March 18, 2011, 5:39 am
nice... 5 harsh truths
Faceplant31 - July 19, 2010, 5:49 pm
Most excellent bone. 5L


HUMILITY - Sometimes, the best way to show your kid the ropes is to throw him out of the ring.


TAGS: father son life lesson sumo
Rating: 4.5/5

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GreyScorpion - July 26, 2010, 9:01 pm
brilliant! 5L


Things Mom Taught Me -




Found Another One -


TAGS: moms life lessons logic
Rating: 4.4/5

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MissPriss - June 19, 2013, 2:05 am
Could be! I never dared look her in the face as a child...teehee. Thanks for the read.
BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 5:04 pm
Let me see...mom's a blonde too.


Things Mom Taught Me -




Things Mom Taught Me -




YOU SEE GUYS -


TAGS: aggy s first and last lesson for the new batch of mods
Rating: 4.2/5

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GreyScorpion - March 13, 2010, 8:47 am
can we go now? my nuts are freezin!! 5L
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 1:13 am
Reminds me of the moth and candle parable. 5 returning salmons, spacedog!
ICEMAN - March 13, 2010, 12:10 am
Truth.
MO - March 13, 2010, 12:00 am
LMAO!!
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 11:49 pm
Nothing makes abetter meal than ho*** salmon.


Things Mom Taught Me -




Desperate Housewives -




The superpower I want -




DESPERATION -


TAGS: that is the lesson of the ho*** little salmon
Rating: 3.1/5

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ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:24 am
And besides, I gave you 5 lil fishies so kick back, enjoy.
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:20 am
Heh, heh. If the foo ****s. ;)
Sean - November 11, 2009, 1:05 am
Eh! Who you callin' a fish-fukkr?
ICEMAN - November 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Is this personal experience talking?


Life Lesson -




Single Lesson -


TAGS: single lesson life teach wishing
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 26, 2016, 7:31 am

Nice


Famous Last Words -


TAGS: famous last words lion lesson
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 25, 2015, 8:30 am
Thanks!
mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:05 am
Chew toy? 5 L!


LIFE -




Progression -


TAGS: oxford graduate real life lessons
Rating: 4.73/5

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Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:02 pm
Woah, woah - dial it down a notch. Wouldn't want to get TOO demotivating here, now would we...


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